Terrorism : Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka vs Uwe Boll
I wanted to post this up before the whole fight reaction and our exclusive BREAKING NEWS story. At his entrance into the ring, Lowtax was quick to put down the entire country of Canada for harboring a "terrorist" but let us look at the true facts between Lowtax and Uwe Boll's Moral Character.

Lowtax is guilty of....
1.Posessing and distributing Child Pornography and then having a kid a few short years later. Any red flags here? Nahhh, not at all!
2.Hosting file forums for movies, pornography, mp3s and files which required payment to access which resulted in Richard Kyanka receiving an income exceeding several hundreds of thousands of dollars
3.Publicly slandering previous employers and business associates, some of whom he had signed agreements to settle disputes via arbitration with.
4.Violating the privacy of numerous people who contacted him to complain about his theft of content, the harassment of his (brainwashed) community, etc
5.Launching directly or indirectly his goon rushes on various people, websites and webmasters. Some were attacked with DDOS attacks, some were signed up to thousands of spam lists, some were called and harassed, some were stalked, some were exploited. Ebaum's world was a large entity that was stalked, packeted and harassed.
6.Lying compulsively throughout his years of life to friends, family and business associates.
7.Failing to pay a single one of his forum moderators and administrators even though they do the majority of the work on the forum, his primary source of income. Yet they continue to work near full time hours while Richard Kyanka earns an income exceeding an estimated $350,000 a year off registrations, advertisements, upgrades and dvd / cd sales.
8.Hiding behind the security of the internet. Richard Kyanka will broadcast anything he can get his hands on when it comes to those that steal his works or goes against him but yet he remains quite unpublished for contact information. Uwe Boll is easily reachable and will grant interviews to nearly anyone.
9.Exploiting every possible chance to rant about "fags", "jews", "niggers" and anyone else that isn't a white bread american. That is, unless they're sucking his cock and spewing out babies.
10.Being a poor sport and nearly crying after a few punches.

Uwe Boll is guilty of....
1. Making video game movies that some hardcore gamers don't agree with or like.
2. Challenging webmasters to a very fair boxing match in which all expenses were paid and the terms and conditions of was put in writing. Protective gear was worn by the participants all of whom were healthy and fit enough to box in the ring.
3. Not knowing how much Richard Kyanka contributed to the theft of Uwe Boll's movies. Now he knows.
Boy, Uwe Boll sure sounds like a terrorist compared to the quite schitzophrenic Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.
The hilarious smackdown that knocked Lowtax into tearville and almost made his wife go into an asian rage :::
Video #1
Video #2 (if #1 drops)
Interview where Lowtax fights not to cry
Also, Johnny is a piece of shit.

Lowtax is guilty of....
1.Posessing and distributing Child Pornography and then having a kid a few short years later. Any red flags here? Nahhh, not at all!
2.Hosting file forums for movies, pornography, mp3s and files which required payment to access which resulted in Richard Kyanka receiving an income exceeding several hundreds of thousands of dollars
3.Publicly slandering previous employers and business associates, some of whom he had signed agreements to settle disputes via arbitration with.
4.Violating the privacy of numerous people who contacted him to complain about his theft of content, the harassment of his (brainwashed) community, etc
5.Launching directly or indirectly his goon rushes on various people, websites and webmasters. Some were attacked with DDOS attacks, some were signed up to thousands of spam lists, some were called and harassed, some were stalked, some were exploited. Ebaum's world was a large entity that was stalked, packeted and harassed.
6.Lying compulsively throughout his years of life to friends, family and business associates.
7.Failing to pay a single one of his forum moderators and administrators even though they do the majority of the work on the forum, his primary source of income. Yet they continue to work near full time hours while Richard Kyanka earns an income exceeding an estimated $350,000 a year off registrations, advertisements, upgrades and dvd / cd sales.
8.Hiding behind the security of the internet. Richard Kyanka will broadcast anything he can get his hands on when it comes to those that steal his works or goes against him but yet he remains quite unpublished for contact information. Uwe Boll is easily reachable and will grant interviews to nearly anyone.
9.Exploiting every possible chance to rant about "fags", "jews", "niggers" and anyone else that isn't a white bread american. That is, unless they're sucking his cock and spewing out babies.
10.Being a poor sport and nearly crying after a few punches.

Uwe Boll is guilty of....
1. Making video game movies that some hardcore gamers don't agree with or like.
2. Challenging webmasters to a very fair boxing match in which all expenses were paid and the terms and conditions of was put in writing. Protective gear was worn by the participants all of whom were healthy and fit enough to box in the ring.
3. Not knowing how much Richard Kyanka contributed to the theft of Uwe Boll's movies. Now he knows.
Boy, Uwe Boll sure sounds like a terrorist compared to the quite schitzophrenic Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.
The hilarious smackdown that knocked Lowtax into tearville and almost made his wife go into an asian rage :::
Video #1
Video #2 (if #1 drops)
Interview where Lowtax fights not to cry
Also, Johnny is a piece of shit.

116 Comments:
you're no ratf
Writing a lot of words counts for nothing when they are all fucking retarded.
why did you capitalize "child pornography" is this some kind of code
yes, it is For sUre some kind of Code oK YOU silly ass.
shut the fuck up deckchair variations
also a bit of advice: the only reason anyone liked r21c was because of the comics, and once they got lame everyone bailed so if you think that people will give a fuck about you whoever you are and what you think without some kind of accompanying gimmick you are mistaken
What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.
I'M HERE TO EXPOSE THE CONSPIRACY! THEY SHALL ALL BE OUTED FOR THEIR SINS! NO MORE SECRETS AND LIES!!! O GOD ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING TO ME????
Is this a spoof of a spoof of a spoof or is it serious or what
it's serious and that is why it is so very sad
I must have missed the insane rationale for the "lowtax is a pedophile" accusation
I've always found matches between internet geeks and professional boxers to be "very fair" ... what, was your brain eaten by worms while you slept in your double-wide in a drunken, racist stupor?
this is definately that same guy that was starting shit with lowtax over the pedophile stuff on that gaming board they both ended up getting banned on
Hurrr, Lowtax am paedophile cos he r not nice to me :(
You know, calling Lowtax a racist (which he most definitely isn't) then saying that his wife will go into an "asian rage" is pretty much the height of hypocrisy.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nice post...reminds me of the Salem Witch Trials...
So can you actually back up any of your accusations or are you just bitter because you got permabanned at some point?
I can't see the interview part. What do I need to view it?
You're still a fucking idiot
I think you may have forgotten the part where eBaums is a shithole that profits off openly stolen content and has had litigation carried against it for such (since 2003.)
Moreover, it's different from SA's use of unlicensed photos in that SA neither claims the originals to be their own, nor crops watermarks.
But as long as it makes a convenient victim, all that is just fine, right?
P.S. One of those poor sites that the Goons have knocked out is a child porn forum. Strange behavior for an alleged child porn lover, isn't it? Similarly, isn't it strange that a racist would spend so many Weekend Webs making fun of other racists?
Oh, right, you'll just scream hypocrisy again.
Lowtax is my interacial gay lover, how dare you accuse him of pedophilia and racism! I am a proud black 89 year old gay man and he loves me for it.
I for one had no idea that EVERY MOVIE CRITIC IN THE WORLD was a "hardcore gamer," and I am a better person for learning this information. Thank you!
What does FYAD stand for?
Boy, this got commented fast.
Goon rush. Way to prove the dude's point.
Regardless, you have to learn how to write something to be taken seriously. First of all, no one will be prompted to action if you're saying "fuck you for being a fucking dimwit." You're as bad as the person you're insulting, in that case.
As for a quick rebuttal to your "moral arguments," you have no evidence to back up your claims (not like I want it, but still,) and you should know Uwe Boll's movies are universally panned as terrible.
They stalked and harrassed poor eBaums world after they stole SA's content! Poor eBaums, I feel seo bad for a website that makes profit off of doing nothing but putting up other peopels content on their site, generally without the creators permission! THE TRAGEDY. Eric Bauman must feel so bad with that paycheck in his hands because some SA goods along with YTMND made DOs attack, that mainly affted eBaum's forums! NOOOOO!
SA rocks!
This has to be some kind of parody, no one could be dumb enough to put so much time into something like this, I mean Jesus Christ. You can't just call someone a racist and and a pedophile because you don't agree with there sense of humour, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Do you have any proof of your claims? Or are you just a dink?
This site is hilarious! What's your goon name? A joke-site this funny could only have been made by a goon. Unless it isn't supposed to be funny, but that's unlikely. I mean seriously, you'd have to be a half-retarded chimp with torettes who was taught to operate a keyboard using old silverware to press the keys in order to write with this level of hilarious insanity and poor grammar and be serious about it. Good work, man good work. ROFL.
Whatever you might think of Rich Kyanka, Uwe Bolls' movies suck. So does any blog that relies upon siding with E-Baum's World as a supporting argument.
Try again.
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I would defend Uwe Boll to the grave!
Well, just to simplify...
OzmaTheWhale, grab Uwe Boll's hands, and go fuck each other...
Get a Life dude...IT'S JUST A COMIC SITE.
Why don't you apply to a job at Jack Thompson's Law Office? I think you two would get along too well...
Okay, ozmathewhale, you've gotten your attention. Now for God's sake, stop wasting your time being bitter. Go do something productive. Bake a fucking cake or something.
oh fagmathekiddyraper get a life possibly try and do something productive with your life. if you put this much into blogging as you did into life then you may have possibly gotten laid by now. oh well so sad really. if you cant see humour in anything you might as well go kill yourself. btw what proof do you have about all of this slanderous accusations about lowtax you faggot?
You Lose, Good Day Sir
Kill yourself.
sa's pretty damn funny
MAAAAN THOSE ARE LOTS OF WORDS THERE
SHOULD I READ THESE WORDS
NO
I suppose when you say "we exist to expose SA" you meam "you" as in singular, right. SA is just a funny internet site. If all this was true why would Lowtax link to this piece of shit blog in the first place, thats right I came here from the SA front page.
This is meant to be facetious or self-parody, right?
Right?
You sir, are funny! Why don't you go shoot some jews to celebrate your internet righteousness? I mean, you're racist right? I can't see why you wouldn't be, as I don't like you. Or maybe I'm using your internet babble incorrectly. Ah, yes! My mistake indeed. You're a pedophile and a racist!
There we go, after examination of the proper use of your internet slander, I've come to the conclusion that you like jerking off to kids as long as they're white.
To all the people bitching about eBaum's world stealing and making a profit off of it:
Get over it. SomethingAwful had an extensive file library, openly acknowledged by the moderators and administrators and Lowtax himself. If you spoke of it off site, you were permabanned. SomethingAwful is in no position to cry about theft of content.
And I got news for the tard who thinks that just because you leave in a watermark and don't claim it as your "is different" -- hot tip, shithead: it's still a copyright violation. But congratulations on being a law school flunk out apologist relativist fuckstick waste of human flesh.
Forget it, something awful stopped being funny years ago, around the same time lowtax got whatever fuck off cumdumpster that could suck him off the hardest to start updating the site instead of him. Anything to shut down a virulent bastion of unfunniness is good by me.
From now on, No more talking from you until you have something intelligent to say.
P.S. I can't believe you actually wrote "internets" in a previous post.
Ok, Uwe Boll is a fucking horrible movie maker. And whoever writes for this site is a big moron. But Kyanka is still a whiny bitch.
As long as there is the Internet, there are idiots. There were quite a number more than just 'hardcore gamers' that didn't like his movies. I doubt you could find more than 3, if any, reviews from professional critics that actually say that Boll's game-to-movie adaptations are good.
And while I'm not really a forum goon of SA, I am brainwashed. Now give me your armpit hairs, for Lowtax subliminally telling me to eat them. No, I don't mean the author of this blog, I mean everyone's who reads this.
... I mean it. Give me your hairs.
NEWSFLASH:
"CRAZEDCOMMANDO" FOUND WITH PENIS IN HIS MOUTH
What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.What the hell do you think this is penny arcade? The so called gimmick of this blog is to put it all out there. Anything that can be confirmed regarding admin history for example.
The SA community is so sick and twisted that they cannot even realize that the person they are defending and stroking constantly is a pedophile, kingpin of a digital theft network, compulsive liar and arrogant asshole with no respect for others.
So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck.
Great job citing your sources, jackass.
This is great stuff. I'm glad you exposed Kyanka as an awful man and a pedo-racist. I heard it on the 'internets' from a rabid Uwe Bolls fan (my keyboard physically spasmed when I typed 'fan' and 'Uwe Bolls' so close together) which makes it instantly true!
I agree with the guy saying SA isn't as good as it used to be, but still, damn. Chill out dude.
Wait, is this blog writer guy a furry? I bet he is.
Oh man you are a great writer! Wait... no... sorry I was mistaking you for someone with a fucking brain.
SA varies in humor value from day to day. Sometimes it's terrible, sometimes it's hysterical, usually it's somewhere in between. I'm not a goon, there's no way I'd pay ten bucks to access any forum. I have no idea about this crap about pederasty, but given how viciously they harass the pervs he's at the very least starting to atone for whatever he may have hypothetically done. I too do not understand why he would marry, and have a child with, a woman of Asian heritage if he were some sort of white supremacist.
Granted, he has a large following of mouth-breathing idiots who swarm whoever he speaks against. But this is the internet. People will do the same thing in defense of celebrities who don't even know they exist when some random bozo criticizes said celebrity's latest cameo. And it's entirely possible that the attention has made him insufferably arrogant, but again, that's nothing unique.
As for comparing this to a cult, let alone the mother of all cults, Scientology (as you did in the first entry)...dude, S T F U.
The sheer idiocy of your page is silly. All the videos prove is that he went in there and took some punches, and then talked about how Uwe Boll was ful of shit afterwards. It's true. Uwe Boll *is* full of shit. After trying to watch House of the Dead, I know that to be a fact.
SO FUCK THE GIMMICK BULLSHIT
HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
First off, you are an idiot. Where do you have any credentials to analyze and categorize SA as a cult? Are Gaia, 4Chan or YTMND cults too? Is any place that might post something that could possibly disgust you a cult?
Lowtax is one of our Greatest Uber-Americans. This man has put his neck out, his OWN neck, in the sake of comedy. We don't all agree with everything he and his editors post on SA, but the beauty of the internet makes it that if you don't like something YOU CAN FUCKING GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Now, Lowtax's "stolen" content is another great point to bring up. Take a look at any humor website. ANY. More than likely you will find the same picture of the fat chick in hose and pumps on her dinner date with the guy her friends paid to go out with her so she'd have enough confidence not to commit suicide (or slaughter on her part) for one more day. People say "You can't post pictures of my fat mom on your website, that's copyright infringement!" Seriously, if copyright infringement meant anything on the internet, there would not be an ebaumsworld.com.
Are your issues valid? No. But people who 'expose' the truth are usually a bit more unbiased in their writings, and don't return criticism with "So fuck the gimmick bullshit, this is here to expose the SA staff and their past. Like it or hate it, I don't give a fuck." Really, if anyone takes you seriously after that comment, they need to be check for brain hemorraging.
You have a purpose in this site, and above all of that, I respect your opinion and I TRULY ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EFFORT! But the rants you're making are not helping your cause. You are making your self look like a flaming idiot. Flaming in the sense of you are on fire and do not realize that every time you type something on your keyboard, a child in Bosnia dies of AIDS.
Do the internet a favor, and stop talking.
==================================
At least until you cite some sources.
HELP I'M BEING FURSECUTED!
You fail to mention where Uwe Boll lied to the participants about getting proper training for the event, when none was given whatsoever.
Is this some kind of joke? Honestly, this seems like the sort of "so insane it's hilarious" sort of stuff SA would write... Lowtax and Zack Parsons have written very similar stuff. Albeit in a humorous vein. Haha.
<< And I got news for the tard who thinks that just because you leave in a watermark and don't claim it as your "is different" -- hot tip, shithead: it's still a copyright violation. >>
i sure hope *you* didn't go to law school, because that's not even a *sentence*.
Oh my god but this is all so freaking funny. Or maybe I'm just drunk. I <3 lowtax.
You just gotta love the 'internets'. On one hand we have a writer for a comedy site, and on the other we have some asswipe who believes that that because this writer has has an amusing opinion alot of people laugh at, the world is gonna collapse because he is being a normal human being and expressing his feelings for the sake of comedy. Like everyone else said, if you don't like it, go somewhere else. I'm pretty sure anyone with the intelligence you have can easily move the mouse pointer to the Address Bar, type a URL, and click 'Enter'. Here, lemme try it out and see how long it takes me. Holy crap... Like... 3 seconds... Sweet Jesus that was rough. I know it sounds like im a hypocrite when I say this, cause you probably think I hate this site. I don't, I find it amusing that you're criticizing a critic for a comedy site, no less harsher than you claim he criticizes something. But then again you may just be a moron if you can be mad that a site called "Something Awful", may have something you find awful.
Then again, this could be a prank site. But I have my doubts.
But then again what do I know. Im a stupid teenager.
lowtax more like childpornographytax am i rite because your 10 bux goes towards his evil network of child pornography
You know, after recently reading about a newspaper columist who got in trouble for creating alter-egos to post positive comments in his blog, I have to wonder if some of these posts by "anonymous" are, infact, from this blog's creator. I mean, seriously, the stupidity expressed in both is so similar it seems almost impossible for them not to be the same person. And by the way, what exactly does "asian rage" mean?
you are teh sex
good thing something finally has the nerve to expose the danger SA poses to our young!
with all the evidence i got from your site i can now be sure that it was the right decision to lock my son in the cellar where he eats only fishheads to purify his soul and burn his pc in a ritual blaze fueled with rum and evolution theory books! this will teach him the values of love, life and the america of our great lord and will drive the poison of sa back to the devil whence it came.
GO WHALE! btw are you are sperm whale? my husband left me and i am lonely.
Congradulations, you have managed to somehow make Lowtax look like a hero by the end of that idiotic rant.
Jesus chirst you need to back up what you write for it to have any credibility at all, yes, even on the internet.
I don't care what anyone says... this is hilarious!!! (and it's obvious that it's Lowtax making fun of himself... but since I can't prove anything, I'll just let it be and revel in the genius of it all.)
Sixty Nine!
Haha, you call Lowtax a whiny asshole? LO FUCKING L. Way to go you glorious hypocrite. You have dedicated an entire blog and many hours of your time to ONE INDIVIDUAL. You are the epitome of "useless internet crusader". Go to hell you stupid piece of shit.
P.S. When you can take a few rounds with a pro after no training, you can talk about people not taking pain, jackass.
Man you're just pissed off because no one liked your fat girlfriend
Are you insane? Why can't you let this go? You paid to be at an event so that you could stalk lowtax and his wife some more. Give it a rest.
I posted a blog in reaction to those of you that decided to spam your hate or criticism. This blog does not exist for you.
The asian rage comment was based off a comment that Lowtax's wife made on the forum after the fight. She claimed that she was about to run into the ring like a crazy asian wife to pummel Uwe Boll.
Questioning my sanity are we? Well, I would say I'm much more sane than a man that thinks he can walk away from a past full of child porn, animal porn, piracy and so on and so on. Plus I wouldn't go into a boxing match without the expectation that I'm going to get punched.
You all act like Lowtax was not fit or had some crippling level of retardation (his is only mild). He had padded gear on for christs sake.
The seriousness of this blog is up to you to interpret.
Oh my, you're right: This site CAN'T be serious..
Only one thing, Whale: Do you realize how much publicity you're giving to Something Awful?
Think about it, mate ;)
I'm a furry and I think this blog sucks.
You have it backwards Whalewhacker. Something Awful is giving THIS site attention.
I thought the photoshop 'theft' thing was about people using photoshopped images that SA goons had generated... they arent claiming to own a copyright, but they did put the jokes together... a thousand goons working nonstop to churn out jokes are bound to make at least SOMEthing funny, I thought the big deal was about taking these images and posting them to another site as if the new poster had authored it. Which, by the way, is lame. Right?
Isnt it 'libel', when in print? Not slander?
Truly, the internet makes you stupid.
I want the 5 minutes of my life back.
So.. to hear his side, need I even direct you to http://www.somethingawful.com ?
Watched the vid. Really didn't seem that bad. Granted, Lowtax got beat around, but he did make a whole round at least. I think you're looking into it a little to much, dude. What with your obession to Lowtax, one would think he must have done you wrong or something... sadly that makes this site WAY creepier then SomethingAwful.. even IF there was child porno there.
So.. to hear his side, need I even direct you to http://www.somethingawful.com ?
Watched the vid. Really didn't seem that bad. Granted, Lowtax got beat around, but he did make a whole round at least. I think you're looking into it a little to much, dude. What with your obession to Lowtax, one would think he must have done you wrong or something... sadly that makes this site WAY creepier then SomethingAwful.. even IF there was child porno there.
LOWTAX IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE! I WOULD NEVER BE A HYPOCRITE. I WOULD NEVER ACCUSE SOMEONE OF RACISM AND THEN REFERENCE CARLOS MENCIA IN MY INCREASINGLY OFFENSIVE DIGS AT THEIR WIFE'S ETHNICITY.
BECAUSE I AM A GOOD PERSON.
...Man, there's somebody who needs the shit beaten out of him. Maybe we can line him up against Boll. EVERYONE WINS
Man, I hope the writer of this blog is actually a little kid that got molested to fuck something, because it would be hilarious if said person had their innocence torn away from them because holy shit are you insane.
Facts of GTFO
Uhm, I didn't see Lowtax cry. You try getting beat about the head for a few minutes and see if you don't end up a little rumdumb.
Also, what's this Asian Rage bullshit? You complain about the racism on SA, and then make a comment like that?
Is it strange that you have post after post of insanely long rants that are obsessive to or even beyond the point of your average stalker?
Get a life.
ps I'm not a goon either.
Regarding point 9. You must be reading a different version of the site than I have.
intense. ozmathewhale has demonstrated the ultimate fail in a spoof of a spoof in that it has come full circle and is just the same as serious. or maybe this the point. this blog is meta. -pass (for effort)
--And by the way, what exactly does "asian rage" mean?--
I am guessing flipping out and beating people like bruce lee? cause he did kick ass.
I am not even going to comment on the article, lot of people have said stuff, some just as stupid as the article itself, but others with much better points.
Like SA or not this is funny to read.
- V
I think the cult stuff, pirating, child molesting charges, etc are pretty much bullshit, but I'm not even an official SAGoon or anything so I won't get into that.
But the arguments you present there lost any credibility (which is hard to do, since you basically started with none) when you lied on the video descriptions. I never noticed his wife flying into an "Asian Rage." I didn't even see/hear her in the video. Second, the interview in which Lowtax supposedly fights off tears...well, he seemed in pretty good spirits. Cracked some jokes about Uwe Boll, himself, and the event in general. I never saw him choked up, angry, or even mildly bothered.
You just make things up to support your viewpoint, even when there's NO evidence of what you're saying. Are you a Republican?
are you lowtax?
this is retarded
Ozmathewhale you state that the he was wearing full padding in the match, but have you ever been punched full force while wearing pads? It still doesn't feel nice, if you'd like to experience it you can come to my kickboxing school and I can show you and then post pictures of you crying and write whiney blogs about you.
Dear homofag,
Please remove the sand from your vagina.
Lowtax is guilty of....
1.Posessing and distributing Child Pornography and then having a kid a few short years later. Any red flags here? Nahhh, not at all!
Interesting, accusasitions but no proof. You sir are a pedophile!!
2.Hosting file forums for movies, pornography, mp3s and files which required payment to access which resulted in Richard Kyanka receiving an income exceeding several hundreds of thousands of dollars
Oh dear god no, not capitalism!
3.Publicly slandering previous employers and business associates, some of whom he had signed agreements to settle disputes via arbitration with.
No one has ever done this ever and it is completely innapropriate for a comedian.
4.Violating the privacy of numerous people who contacted him to complain about his theft of content, the harassment of his (brainwashed) community, etc
Yes, Lowtax is responsible for the actions of people who find his website funny or are on his forums. I blame Lowtax for playing allowing me to play Dead Rising today, I will sue him.
5.Launching directly or indirectly his goon rushes on various people, websites and webmasters. Some were attacked with DDOS attacks, some were signed up to thousands of spam lists, some were called and harassed, some were stalked, some were exploited. Ebaum's world was a large entity that was stalked, packeted and harassed.
A large entity of douchebags that deserved it.
6.Lying compulsively throughout his years of life to friends, family and business associates.
Lowtax is the only man in the universe who has ever lied. Ever.
7.Failing to pay a single one of his forum moderators and administrators even though they do the majority of the work on the forum, his primary source of income. Yet they continue to work near full time hours while Richard Kyanka earns an income exceeding an estimated $350,000 a year off registrations, advertisements, upgrades and dvd / cd sales.
Ii am sure they are fored to moderate, I heard they were beaten and raped if they stopped to even sleep. Can we say Volunteer work?
8.Hiding behind the security of the internet. Richard Kyanka will broadcast anything he can get his hands on when it comes to those that steal his works or goes against him but yet he remains quite unpublished for contact information. Uwe Boll is easily reachable and will grant interviews to nearly anyone.
Lowtax writes funny articles, Boll makes shitty movies.
9.Exploiting every possible chance to rant about "fags", "jews", "niggers" and anyone else that isn't a white bread american. That is, unless they're sucking his cock and spewing out babies.
More zionist lies from you faggo-commie-liberal pansies
10.Being a poor sport and nearly crying after a few punches.
Wow, that dosen't say a thing about Lowtax's moral character, good job.
Grow a sense of humor and congrats on getting your piss poor whine-site some hits.
i hate SA as much as the next guy (besides Dr. David Thorpe, that man is a genius), but defending Uwe Boll's movies as films "only hardcore gamers don't like" is like calling AIDS a disease "only hardcore immune system fans don't like".
Lowtax must not be that bad if you're still throwing such a huge bitch-fit after he banned you for posting that disgusting video of you and your landwhale girlfriend on the SA forum. After all, if he's such a terrible person and runs such a horrible website, why would you still be crying over getting banned?
Wow, what an enlightening and COMPLETELY unbiased judgement! Thank you for showing me the way!
Eat a dick.
Lowtax a cult leader? Bwaahahahhaa!!! All he has is more fans that Mr. Boll, don't be hatin!
Love, matt "krinkels" jolly
(seriously, who keeps letting that guy direct movies?)
GO TO MY WEBSITE!!! I'LL FIGHT YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FLASH MOVIES BECAUSE I'M A RETARDED IDIOT STUPIDFACE GERMAN LUNATIC! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!
www.krinkels.net
www.krinkels.net
www.krinkels.net
=D
I didn't realize I was in a cult until just now. I'm very glad the Internets have gems like you to help out the rest of us 'babes in the woods.'
Maybe you could next turn your sights to national and international politics? I'm sure I'd probably vote for a hard-hitting, clear-seeing, cut-to-the-chase, bottom-line chap like you seem to be.
Hopefully we can be pals,
Trevor.
This blog isn't me.
Ozmathewhale is?
A)Cool
B)Lame
C)A Fag
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Go FUCK YOU DAD LAMEASS
This may just be the single most retarded website I have ever seen.
I don't have an SA forums account and actually only really watch the occasional batch of materials produced by the forums, but I'd like to point out you're pitching a tent over an INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT WEBSITE.
Congrats, you are a champion.
SA is not just an entertainment site which is the point of this blog. It is like a bar with a bunch of drug dealing, prostitution and murders going on in the back. Would you still call that a bar?
gotta love the picture of Lowtax looking all down and out, then there's Uwe with some look of I just defeated the nazis in a dick sucking contest.
Become an hero
I wouldn't have a bar any other way if it were like that. But it's not, and the analogy is horrible.
this blog makes me miss debt's shitty one :(
I don't know what's worse, this blog or the 100+ shitty comments by GBS faggots and non-registered SA lurkers who want to hang with the cool kids and are trying really hard to be funny
"a bar with a bunch of drug dealing, prostitution and murders"
Ok now I get it. You really are bat shit insane.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLEAN THE SAND OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
Wait, there's prostitutes on SA?? Someone link me. Brains brains drool snort, the SomethingAwful is my Jesus. Praise Lowtax....BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS.
You know, i think that deep down, you are a Fundamentalist Christian in denial. You sure write like one.
Seriously, you got banned from the forums didn't you?
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