Dear Cultist Goons...

Your onslaught of defense of your leader only proved my point. I waited for it to happen and it has begun. Over 60 posts added in less than 5 hours time with countless others that took the time to read and refresh.. and refresh.. and refresh.
The definition of "Cult"
The Merriam-Webster online dictionary lists five different meanings of the word "cult"32.
Formal religious veneration
A system of religious beliefs and ritual; also: its body of adherents;
A religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also: its body of adherents;
A system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator;
Great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book).
The Random House Unabridged Dictionary definitions are:
A particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies;
An instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers;
The object of such devotion;
A group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc;
Group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols;
A religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader;
The members of such a religion or sect;
Any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific.
Lowtax's original humor site spawned a cult which was most likely the last thing he ever imagined doing. I do believe it was unintentional but the second that Richard saw the potential of dollar signs, he capitalized on the opportunity much like most other Cult leaders do and have done. Cult leaders absorb their income from their masses of followers and continue to try to recruit to further maximize that income. They tend to have severely distorted levels of reality and morality. Virtually every aspect of Richard Kyanka's life has involved shady practices and behavior.
The truth is the truth. Richard knows himself what he has done in his life as do thousands of those who witnessed his behavior over the years, some of which he has even brought up again over time. Things like his departure from GameSpy for example. Richard has always been unable to hold a job much less get along with anyone. If it wasn't for his cult leader status, he would still be living the life that most of his followers lead. A very lonely and pitiful existence questioning why the world is against them.. at least that is, until Something Awful came into their life.
To you goons who defend Richard Kyanka and especially those who have witnessed his support of piracy and his past possession and obsession with crude and illegal pictures, you represent some of the worst of the worst in his cult. People so disconnected from reality that they simply can not step back and realize the harm that Richard Kyanka caused to all branches of music, movie, television and game development and production. People so sick and twisted that they would defend a man that previously got off to the most sickening and disgusting pictures known to man especially those involving children. A man that now has a daughter who may already be a victim of sexual abuse but unable to even speak about it. A man that would no sooner welcome you into his cult than turn on you after profiting and attempt to humiliate you with those that you assumed were your brothers. SNAP BACK INTO REALITY ALREADY.
You will never snap out of it unless you force yourself out. Why do cult members throughout history deny the fact that they're a cult? Because they do not see from the perspective of the real world. The government constantly monitors and tries to shut down or interfere with cults whenever possible and what happens? The members constantly defend their leader as a good man or defend their group as being no where near a cult. The goal of this is not to save any of you. It is not to convince you to stop supporting your leader. The point of this is to expose the man, the cult and the behaviors of all of you to those that are not aware. Those that can see from the outside perspective and potentially keep and eye on or react to the red flags.
You are dealing with a mentally ill mastermind criminal who stepped on virtually every single person that he came across to profit and make it to where he is. Your community is so obsessed with Uwe Boll being an asshole when Richard Kyanka's complete existence with his site originally was built upon his humilition of others and he still continues running his operation practically the same way although more forums based. While some people on the Something Awful forums may not be among those that are completely tied into the cult, the majority are and this is the issue. He is a sick and twisted individual. All of his downfalls are always everyone else's fault and anything illegal that he does is always something he knows nothing about.
Lowtax offered you all salvation from the real world. Freedom from being judged for your looks or your weight or your stuttering problem or your mental disorder or your handicap. Unfortunately however, the community blossomed in the wrong way. The obsession with the change in status is astound, more so than any other observed internet community in the history of online communication. The goal is to "become a goon". To earn your status, to put in your time. Once you earn that, you feel that you belong. You just "get it". The most twisted and elite wind up in FYAD or BYOB. Others find their way to the file sites if they didn't sign up just for that. If you need something, you always know that the "goons" will be there for you. Lowtax wields the ultimate power however, where he can simply mention a website, name, phone number or email address and the target is put through the worst the community can do.
Something Awful is a danger in practically all ways. Richard Kyanka is a danger to society, his family, the people on his forum and copyright law. Anyone that looks hard enough can confirm anything stated on this blog. Those of you that are wrapped up in being a "goon", I sincerely feel sorry for you. I hope one day you can all break free from the disconnection from reality that Lowtax and the goon hive mind has put you through. I do not believe it is all of your faults for getting caught up in it, you are more victims than anything else. Perhaps one day some of you will awake, hopefully before pissing away your lives or getting more wrapped up in illegal activities or social disfunction. Sadly, the truth is cultists believe in their leader, their cause and their fellow brothers (or "goons") in this situation. No one can tell me that anyone in the picture below believed that their mission was not normal or within the scope of reality :

Again, this blog is not for you. This response is and that is about as far as I want to take it. I can not undo what the forums have done to you.
Wikipedia Cult link

226 Comments:
God damn, do you really believe any of us give a flying fuck what lowtax says? He's just another poster, and SA is just a place to hang out, not a damn way of life.
Oh GOD.
Whale, will you just GROW UP?
Go whine to your mom.
Even the 2006ers are referring to themselves as goons, proclaiming their love for Lowtax, questioning methods for "justice" after the fight and referring their ideas with group instruction. Posters with even more experience tend to be even worse at times, especially in the defense of their leader.
Perhaps you did not get wrapped up in all of it, but most have. Search around on the forums, it's everywhere.
haha hell yeah dude writing 5000-word essays will make those videos of your fat girlfriend disappear
Lowtax is not our "leader". He's a webmaster you schizophrenic doofus.
"Great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book)."
I'd hardly compare taking the time to click a few links and type a few words to killing yourself because the leader told you to.
omfg web "MASTER" you worship him!
Dude, did you jerk off lately?
Maybe you should.
Does "the Warrior" run this blog? or his publicist?
The next time great devotion to SA causes hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars in property damage to, say, LA, Philly, or Boston, come talk to me. Until then, there are some sports teams whose "cult"(s) you should be crusading against.
Whale, just get over it, being banned isnt that much, mhh, well gotta go to sa to get some porn... i mean photoshop pics. yessss.
TL,DR :(
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OH GOD I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
SHOW ME HOW TO REBEL AGAINST THE EVIL EMPIRE OF RICHARD "LOWTAX" KKKYANKKKA
LOL WATCH OUT FOR TEH DEDLIES INTANETS CULT OF BADNESS WE WANT YOUR BABIES
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you're amazing have you tried drinking poison lately
I'm not a 'goon' just someone who reads a variety of humour sites. This has to be one of the funniest sites I've seen for a while. The accusasions against the webmaster and the forum community MUST be a joke. This must be the blog version of the "Fake SA" front pages. If not, the person really needs to seek some help... sounds like the blogger got banned from SA (which is pretty hard to do from what I've read) and got embarassed, so now is further embarassing him self?? Keep it up, it's hillarious.
I look forward to the crazy crazy end of this saga, probably involving a court order, an assault and harassment charge, and eventual fall into to absolute depressed madness.
Bookmarked!
Ah-heh. This guy is funny. Not funny funny, just crazy funny. Also he is on to our secret.
"Hey Lowtax, how many people gave you or should I say Cliff Yablonski permission to post their personal photos and make money off them?"
WE MUST SILENCE HIM!
Truly, it seems as though this man wants to wake up one late afternoon to find one of our Golden Manbaby Enforcer squads in his bedroom. He trifles with forces he can not begin to comprehend.
You know, this just keeps getting funnier and funnier. That you don't even bother to back up anything you say, and expect us to take your slanderous claims on faith, is especially great.
I received an email from a guy that says people keep using his name. I'm filtering those posts since you dumbass cultists sound like you have a habit of "not letting go" against people you harass.
You guys are off the mark but feel free to keep guessing. Just keep real names out of it unless it's about an SA admin that makes their name publicly available (and thus open).
Get help. You're obsessed, this is not normal.
Gosh, somebody takes the Internet way too seriously. You actually started a blog to rage against something as trivial as a humor site? Ridiculous.
Something Awful is an ups-and-downs site. It has incredibly awesome moments, and it has moments that make you question whether lowbrow humor really should be so acceptable in society. It's not nearly enough to inspire the kind of devotion or animosity that it generates.
Rage Against the SA Cult? You're as hilarious as the people you make fun of.
Hey whale you know ozma isn't really fat, right? She just spread the rumor that she was to see if bloggers and posters who disliked her would make fun of her for it.
Typical responses from those suffering from obsession of their leader and their cause. Goon Justice!!!
I honestly am close to believing that this is an elaborate joke, but then again, this is the Internet. People are able, and quite willing, to invest incredible amounts of time in any half-assed idea they cook up out of bitterness and/or loneliness.
I don't get it... I don't pay money to SA 'cause I'm cheap like that, so I'm no Lowtax fan of any sort. I mean, he writes some funny stuff from time to time, and I appreciate the web site, but I spend like 30 minutes there a day, tops, while avoiding work
So don't think of me as some sort of SA champion when I say... What is wrong with you? You have a blog... To hate SA forum folks... Where you make long posts... Telling them to get back to the real world... I don't think there needs to be any elaboration on how lame this is.
Haha this is great. I love it when people like you get so angry over something they have no control over. I hope it gives you a brain aneurysm. I don't know what kind of reality you live in, but the one I live in, most people find the stuff on SA funny as hell. Why do you think its so popular? Its not a cult its just godamn entertaining. You're just too much of a faggot to realise it!
Accept the fact you can do nothing about it and get your own life. I hear they are selling discounted dead hobo ones at the local $2 shop.
This entire site is a joke, and I may not mean that in the "fake" sense.
Oh yay. Another anonymous comment eh?
At any rate, you sound as mouth frothy as you accuse lowtax of. To be honest, didn't read your entire article, I got the general message of it though. I was surprised to see you ended it with a pile of bodies though.
Maybe this guy has a point. I mean, who among us hasn't taken a life in service to Him?
His responses are brilliant also.
"Typical responses from those suffering from obsession of their leader and their cause. Goon Justice!!! "
So, somebody who is obsessed with a leader and a cause is...stupid... I guess?
You DO realize you're exactly as you describe us, right? Obsessed with Lowtax and his cult, furthering a cause, you fit the mark perfectly.
I joined SA because I wanted a place where at least a good percentage (you can't get all) of retards were kept off. Not having to hear internet "columnists" ranting about things that not only have no factual basis, but are so blatantly fabricated that it's almost assanine, I think back and i know it was definately worth the 10 bucks. Pedophilia, cults, brainwashing? Seriously, you sound just like an angry banned user venting.
In short, I love SA because you aren't in it.
aren't you the guy who went crazy after he posted a video of himself having sex on the internet, and then *gasp* people distributed it, so then he got all crazy and got permabanned from SA?
Gamespy, and other shitty ad-serving sites, promised a tiny bit of money per ad served... and then a few sites served like a billion ads and Gamespy was like, oh shit how can we get out of paying this? I'd be mad, too.
I don't know why I am writing, but I feel obligated to say... something.
I read SA daily, sometimes I'll read the update, sometimes I won't. Sometimes I check out the feature, sometimes I won't. I occasionally look in the forums, but I am not a poster. It's as I am sure it is for many people, a few minutes out of the day to read something funny.
The forums are just an online message board. Yea, there is a community, but that has a tendancy to happen when people express ideas. You make it sound like the damn Branch Davidian compound online or something.
I am sorry you were banned from the forums, but sometimes the banhammer has to come down.
Haha 'danger to copyright law'... Yeah the US patent office has a squad of stormtroopers ready to rappel off of Lowtax's roof. "Shoot to kill, men!"
Also, you call this a goon blitz? This is like 200 posts over several hours. I've contributed like 5 myself. Congrats, your blog has probably attracted 30 'cultists'.
Who is 'proclaiming their love for Lowtax', anyway?
Holy shit you are insane. Something Awful is not a "cult", it is a comedy site/etc. If you don't like it fine, we all have the right to disagree but to go insane and post raving commentaries that usually are trademarks of those that need therapy and/or proper medication levels.... well... Get help? please?
Man, I guess if I was Lowtax I would be looking at the situation and saying: "this is socially irresponsible to be so popular, I had better close down this entire site before anyone else joins my alleged cult!"
Yeah I thought this site was serious, actually just from some uptight pill... but the pic of the bodies is so over the top that now I'm wondering if it IS a joke.
Would someone go to all this trouble to generate... a couple lukewarm responses? No... I... I'm beginning to feel sorta ambivalent about the whole thing. Now that we're wedged between 'unfunny joke' and 'unimportant jackass', I think I'm gonna have to call it a night. Plus, all my bestial mutilated child midget porn has finished downloading. I'm sorry I cant even be funnier than that, as reading all this crap has actually sapped my energy. I advise everyone to save their energy and let this weakling fade back into obscurity.
When you have no talent yourself, you have two options: 1) attach yourself to someone who does and try to emulate them as well as you can, or 2) (in the case of this site) attack those who do have talent and have managed to become successful (flamebait never fails!).
Magic.
Say Whale, just out of curiousity, where would one find evidence that Lowtax watches (or watched) child pornography?
Hay guys whats goin.... oh.
I just thought you'd like another person from the "intarweb" to observe you are almost without doubt mentally retarded.
Seriously, go get yourself some help. You could start by going back and completing high school.
Darwin was wrong about natural selection, and you're my evidence for my science project.
Darwin wasn't wrong, its just evolution doesn't apply to us 'humans' any more. Morals and ethics allow faults in our genetic code to flourish. This is a nice example, survival of the dumbest.
Well I signed up for SA to play video games with other people but hey I guess I could be a manipulated cultist sap who praises Lowtax too!
Please let me know what I'm thinking next, I'm positively dying to see what your psychic radar can tell me that I'm not aware of.
This blog isn't very funny :(
And every single entry is about Lowtax :(
I propose that you are far more obsessed with him than we are.
posting in this legendary thread
VOTE 5 OK
Good day, Ozma.
I'm having a hard time deciding if you're practicing some weird form of metahumor, if you're almost as bad of a satirist as Lowtax, if you're an unusually gifted troll, or if you're really serious (which would require you to be fairly disturbed as well).
While I'm leaning towards the first theory, it really doesn't matter which is closest to the truth. My first (and likely last) visit to your site has been entertaining.
Thanks for the laugh.
Get over it dude.
It just so pathetic...my god.
And, if you can believe it, I only stumbled upon the SA site yesterday, so haven't been "cultified" yet...So maybe my words weigh more deeply than these other "crazy cultists crazies".
Well I'll be a monkey's third cousin twice removed.
I've only just stumbled on this amazing whine-fest of a blog, and I can now, truly, once and for all, say that I now understand what they mean when they say "INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!"
And no, not a goon speaking, just a regular reader of SomethingAwful.com...and damn funny site, run by a damn funny guy...and let's face it: Damn successful if he can get someone THIS wound up and generate even more hilarious entertainment for us.
FULL PROPS TO LOWTAX!
LOWTAX FOR PRESIDENT OF THE FREE WORLD!
I find your casual use of the word schizophrenic to be disagreeable. It's a legitimate medical condition, and has nothing to do with cults or being on the internet. It's a terrible, debilitating and degenerative mental illness, with no cure. People who suffer from it are not criminals, and shouldn't be used in the same context as pirates, child molestors, and people who use the internet.
Dear Mad Raving Douche...
TL;DR
wow, SA can be pretty gay sometimes but the author of this blog is a next level fag
You know, I think you spend more time thinking about Lowtax than we do. Or he does. Or his mom does. You're pretty creepy. I think you may have some latent Lowtax-related issues left over from the impotent rage you felt after being banned from Somethingawful for being obnoxious and unfunny. I think that to begin the healing process, you really need to let go of these feelings of being "spurned" by Lowtax. You just have to tell yourself it wasn't personal. I mean, of course it *was* personal, but you need to start somewhere, before you end up shooting up a star trek convention or something.
Your secret love for SA cannot be hidden beneath such a long passage. I'm sure if I looked hard enough I would find the phrase "I want Lowtax's babies" in there somewhere, probably not in the same sentence but definately in there.
Wall of text crits you for 6057.
You die.
Someone loves the cock, in all his holes.
His daughter may be subject to abuse and afraid to tell?
That's bordering on libel and is also way out of line!
I can't believe you let someone who you perceive as utterly pathetic bother you so much!! That's exactly the kind of thing that he and SA fans would find hilarious, so well done, Richard - 1 You - 0.
I find it hard to believe someone would take a humour site seriously enough to believe it is a cult. Then again the internet is a very screwed up place.
Longtime SA reader. I'll probably never join the forums though.
I agree with others. If you've got evidence of your allegations regarding Lowtax's sexual activity, back it up with more than words. Otherwise your claims hold as much weight as me saying "The moon is made of green cheese, and tea cosies are out to kill us all! Anyone that looks hard enough can confirm anything stated in this post!"
I find it hard to believe that someone would truely take a humour site seriously enough to believe its a cult. Don't bother jumping to conclusions that i'm a brain washed goon, i am far from it. I don't defend Lowtax from critiscm and don't think hes a god among men. I am nothing more then a person who is ashamed you could take this so far, its not the goons who have an unhealthy something awful obsession. No, i am afraid its you.
:words:
Um, your anti-SA group is called "RATSAC"??? okay... O.o weirdo.
That's worse than "Citizens Raging Against Phones" or "CRAP".
I can put up with the rest of the claims you've made, but outright claiming that Lowtax might be raping his daughter? That's not right at all. Calling someone a pedophile is no joke.
Some valid points were listed here. I think Lowtax is an asshole and not funny at all, but to say this in the forums is like saying "heil Hitler" at the holocaust museum. Fuck him.
You know what I hate? People who are so closed minded that they think that every satire written was true. People who post things on the forums are obviously just having fun with what they say.
Hell, I'm not even a member of the forums. i don't worship Lowtax. i don't think any one on the forums do.
The point of this website is satrire. We read this and laugh and then think, wait, isn't that wat I do? How does this make me any better. And then there are times when there are articles that are excellent editorials about how the world is fucked up.
Lowtax isn't a leader of anything. The site is a humor site.
I'm going to take the liberty of guessing you're a christian fundementalist. Congratulations. You've made it this far into your life by closing off all forms of logic and reason. And that's pretty damn tough.
SPOILER: People enjoy using the Internet for profit.
I'm not a Goon, but I know an idiot when I see one.
It's not called a cult. It's called mob mentality. They'll get over what happened to Lowtax after a few weeks and the world will go on.
You say we are obsesed with Lowtax, but look at you! You're observing his every movement. You're like a stalker, always waiting for Lowtax to fuck up so you can Whack-Off at it and then write it up on this website so you can be popular on the internet. Also, TL;DR
... Now children, this blog is a prime reason why drugs are bad.
Ozmathewhale, don't forget your tinfoil hat on the way out, and remember, bottled water only. You have to watch the government and their evil mind-controlling fluoride. Hope that helps.
LOL.the only point you proved is that you're a dipshit. though i bet it's secretly fragmaster writing this. will make a good letter from the internet. now go put on your fursuit and rape some kids Ozma. Hopefully you'll get caught this time.
Okay. Dude. You have a journal EXCLUSIVELY for putting down Somethingawful.com. You don't blog about other things. For all I know, you don't think about anything else besides your hate for a comedy site online...Who is the loser here? The guy with the successful website and countless fans...or you, the blogger who seemingly doesn't do anything but bitch about something on the internet. A 5,000 word essay on how they are cultists? Do you have a job? Do you go to school? Or are you employed to be Crazy on the internet? For that matter, Is your company looking to expand? What are the hourly wages? Do I need a resume or just a journal written in blood and crayon? Do I get a 401k? I too would like an exciting and fulfilling career at being crazy.
This is weeeeeird...I don't get it. At all. Maybe overreaction a little bit? I don't know. I can say that if you think SA is a "cult" (although in light of the definitions you presented...well like I said, I just don't get it), you need to come on down to Alabama and see the crazy mofos that come into town every home football game weekend. We now have one of the biggest stadiums in the country. For college football. With big bronze statues of the coaches that have won championships. And, yes, the education quality is sadly neglected here at the UofA. I don't think you should complain about a website when you've lived in "Football Hell" all of your life.
hey dude,
next tiem end the post with that
vietnamese girl on fire or whatever
that would make a realy good
point!
or maybe that picture of irmin
kicking damo and then say its
racially motivated!!!!!!!!!
(are you a joke site?)
Seriously, you lost out on 15 bucks however many years ago. Grow up.
You just have way too much goddamn time. Go ride a bike or something rather than writing about some cult that doesn't exist. I'd just like to note that you ARE giving the entire SA site to laugh at, though... and it is quite funny.
But honestly, cite some sources. I'll believe you when you actually give something that backs up what you're saying... until then you're no better than the guys who rant about government conspiracy theories nonstop.
Y R U SO GHAY?
FOFOFO
You just kept whining and I skimmed through your post. It sounded like a load of Bull-Shit. FUCK YOU and your prescribed way of living that you are trying to impose on everyone else because you got your panties in a wad. The world does not revolve around you, the government, or the religion that you undoubtedly believe in. Only a religious person would have fucked up morals like that. ;)
SA sucks. It's used to be funny, if you look into its archives. Now it recycles the same black humor jokes over and over. Even the Photoshop Phridays got mostly predictable!
Also, while it makes fun of the Internet, its loyal followers are exactly like the stupid sterotypes of the Internet users. If your site is an ALOD, watch their comments, as they throw up their stupidity in the guestbooks and forums of the targetted site.
lol ur dum
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!
"Lowtax is guilty of....
1.Posessing and distributing Child Pornography and then having a kid a few short years later. Any red flags here? Nahhh, not at all!"
I still have yet to see this proved. If he is "guilty" of this, a statement of fact, then please show the police report or court records.....or any evidence would be nice. The only evidence I see is for Lowtax to use in a libel case.
Here is an example for future reference of how to avoid libel:
"I heard a rumor that Ozmathewhale is a child of rape and this has led to a life of bitter blogs and giving free handjobs at truckstops"
Oh yeah I almost forgot, way to call out Lowtax on racism then throwing in the "sucky, sucky" part. All under a heading of how he's a "hippocrit". Thats hypocracy on an astral scale.
Congrat's
A system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator
This is exactly what SA is.
And we all know that lowtax created this blog.
Hello ozmathwhale. I have read all you have said on your awsoemtastic blog, and have decided that, yes, I am a pedophile who gives body aumour to people I have never met. It gives me great plesure in saying that I have now seen the error of my ways, and shall close down SA as soon as I can.
Hugs and kisses
Richard "Lowtax" Kryanka.
Blasphemer!
Comparing SA to mass slaughter? Goodness me.
I guess that cements it, I'm buying an SA forums account thanks to this blog.
Lowtax for President.
Oh man, I won't go to SOMETHONGAWFUL DOT COM now that I know it's a cult. Thanks for showing me the way. Let's stop all this dungeons and dragons and magic: the gathering too. and also stop abortions, because god knows, the last thing we want is women having their own opinions and choices.
There is not a big enough :psyduck: for this.
You seem to forget that there are actually other writers on somethingawful, it's not just run by lowtax. We don't "worship" him. I personally enjoy a lot of the other sections of the site than just the ones lowtax writes. In terms of the forums, it's just like any other internet community. I'm remaining anonymous as I post this, but I can tell you that I actually help run a relatively large internet community, and I have people that respect me because of my humour and web design skills, but this doesn't mean they "worship" me. Us "goons" certainly respect lowtax in this way, but in no way "worship" him. It's a COMEDY site In which we go to look at COMEDY. we go to the forums to discuss COMEDY and in these forums we try to be FUNNY becuase it's COMEDY. Sure, a few of the members may have some dirtier comedy, but so do most TV shows these days, so you can't critisize us for something that goes on in mass media constantly. Anyway, back on subject, in terms of us doing things to sites he gives us URL's too, like the "ebaum's world incident," most of us only do that becuase we actually agree with him, or we just do it for personal enjoyment. If a freind convinces you to help him with a prank call, does that mean I "worship" him/her? of course not, I'm doing it becuase I want too. Also, don't know if you're blind or just completely idiotic, but those of us registered on the forums actually do have lives and freinds outside of the forums, and if you tell us we don't without actually backing your claim up with evidence, you're argument skills really suck. Anyway, I'm done.
-Ian
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Sir,
Please be advised that the title "The Goonies" and its associated logo are copyrighted by Amblin Entertainment and Warner Bros. Pictures.
Not only are you using said title and logo illegally and without permission from the copyright owners, in doing so you demonstrate a tremendous hypocrisy regarding theft of intellectual property.
Please remove the "Goonies" logo from your blog immediately. Thank you.
Dude you still pissed off about your whale? You fucking zoophilic bastard, next time fuck a skinny bitch XD
honestly, lowtax is a complete asshole. but, so is maddox and that's why they're funny. the basis of comedy is ridicule. if you want to attack lowtax, you should probably be attacking every comic that has graced this planet. What's more, i believe in a post on september 24th, you yourself put up a picture of an asian woman with the supercaption "dee dee deee" at the top . directly stolen from carlos mencia, possibly one of the most unfunny people of all time based on his belief that abusing racism is funny.
you people, are just plain sad. do you honestly have nothing better than maintain a website attacking an internet comedian who lives in missouri? that's bad enough, i'll tell you, i live in kansas.
christ, go to college or get a hobby.
DONT GIVE UP WHALEAMATIC! SPREAD THE TRUTH! DONT LET THOSE NAZI FAG GOON COMMUNIST RAPIST WHORES GET TO YOU! YOU ARE THE MESSIAH OF THE INTERNET! PLEASE PROTECT US FROM THE GOONY GOONY GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
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Damn, you're quite confused. Anyone with half a braincell and a sense of humor can post in FYAD or BYOB. BYOB requires zero effort and isnt much harder than mashing on your keyboard
This blog entry is not aimed toward the front page readers....it is aimed at the forum members.
It IS a cult! Finally someone who agrees!
HI I AM A GUY ON THE INTERNET THAT DOES NOT LIKE SA. I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD BE A WEBSITE. SA IS A CULT, I SHOVE CARROTS UP MY ASSHOLE.
No seriously, SA goons are the only people who are going to read this. It is hilarious that anyone would put this much work into insulting an online comunity. My advise to you is to go get laid and forget about your internet rage fap sessions.
Oh and "Heil Lowtax"
You really do have issues. How can you get so worked up about a comedy website? No one makes you visit the thing if you don't want to read it. If anything you're jealous of how popular SA is.
FINALLY YOU HAVE UNCOVERED THE TRUTH! NOW I CAN BE FREE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
ass blossoms
IT IS ALL TRUE
DID YOU KNOW THAT "FRAGMASTER" LOWTAX'S NOTORIOUS SIDEKICK ONCE STOLE A CHAIR FROM HIS WORKPLACE
HE IS A MONSTER
You are one dumb motherfucker
tits and cooters you faggot
Wow. This is just textbook slander and libel. Where's the fucking proof?
I don't worship Lowtax. I don't think he's even funny. SA is just an internet sanctum to filter out (most of) the dumbshits who meet the qualifications you think Lowtax is guilty of (racism, pedophelia, homophobia, etc.).
You're seriously a paranoid OCD patient or something...
Praise be to The lord! I just happened to stumble upon your blog while researching my next treatise on Betty Crocker and her porn ring.
What I find amazing is the obvious connection between these sick SA cultists and some of the shocking information I have discovered regarding Betty Crocker! I have only done preliminary information gathering, but there is a clear and distinct connection between Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka and Betty Crocker's recipe for 'perfect' pancakes.
I know, I JUST know that Lowtax is working with BC to overturn the glorious crepe empire with her buttermilk shock troops...
Gah, we must correspond if we are to stop this batter-invasion! Please, email me!
itsjustentertainment@youdolt.jesus
Wow. This is just textbook slander and libel. Where's the fucking proof?
I don't worship Lowtax. I don't think he's even funny. SA is just an internet sanctum to filter out (most of) the dumbshits who meet the qualifications you think Lowtax is guilty of (racism, pedophelia, homophobia, etc.).
You're seriously a paranoid OCD patient or something...
Hello,
Your opinions are your opinions. But I believe an accusation of child abuse is something serious, and may result in legal action.
Secondly, the fact that you -seriously- equate SA Forum Goons with the perpetrators of the Holocaust is completely out of order.
I am not a goon, nor a rabid SA fan, and have only perused the site casually over the past year. But what you are doing is at least as bad or worse than what Lowtax could have possibly done to you. Wizen up.
This whole website made me think...Pornography, disrespect, irrelevence, asian girls, cults, money, religion...
I'm not a registered user and never paid for the times I went on SA to read the front pages.
But now, I think I want to register and give money to Lowtax and his cohorts.
That's one of the best marketing plans I've seen in a while.
Thank you, whale-dude. You are quite a convincing salesman.
I read Something Awful a lot, and although I do believe that Lowtax is loaded, I think all your accusations are simply not true. You made them up, and this prooves that you are the one who needs help. Besides, would a chickenshit childmolester go into the ring with THE BOLL? What about you? I think you're a childmolester. Chickenshit.
You paranoid maniac whackjob. SA is a cult? Are you retarded or something.
You got your feelings hurt and you can't do anything about it but cry.
You got banned from the forums. Boo frickin' hoo. Watch the baby cry.
Somebody forgot his medication again.
I just wanted to note that somethingawful.com has changed my life. I never realized how filthy and vile black people are before I started posting, and BYOB has helped me see that I should sever all ties with my former friends and family. BYOB is my family now. We're going to all move to Rhode Island and take over, we'll repeal the age of consent, return non-aryans to the status of farm equipment, and ban speech not first approved by the BYOB council of esteemed elders. Oh the glory! Oh the splendor! We will be able to kill and rape with impugnity, and worship our esteemed lord Lowtax in peace.
Thank you for giving me eighteen thousand definitions of the word "cult". As one of your fans and someone who totally agrees with everything you have said thus far, I am a moron and do not understand words that haven't been printed on the back of a cereal box or on the side of my protevtive helmet.
Keep fighting the good fight. I have some crayons to shove up my nose.
I don't know what is sadder; being obssessd with a forum or creating a blog to document your obbssesive hatred for a forum
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"Funny how those "pedos" always come back to FYAD under either the same name or different names!"
Best quote out of the literally 6 paragraphs I read on this abortion of a blog.
I am not a goon; no amount of funny is worth $10 when there's so much out there for free, but with the rampant pedophilia and illegal downloading going on, I am tempted!
I think everyone's looking at this the wrong way.
"Lowtax" is a genius, no one can seriously be this deranged and angry at an internet WEBMASTER, so the Something Awful cultists decided to start wild accusations to garner more attention to the website. Coincidentally, right around the time that My Tank is Fight is coming out (or came out, I don't know)...
They've tricked us all, geniuses.
Crazy-pedophilic-illegal downloading-crazy-racist-hate filled-crazy-cultist geniuses, who are crazy.
This is the best form of a DEAR RICHARD ever. All other future Dear Richards will pale in comparison. You ruined this for me. Unless someone does a Dear Richard involving the rape of handicapped fetuses, I will be very sad foever more at least until the FINAL DAY.
When are we supposed to drink the Kool-Aid?
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is so evil the high priest of satan that was to sacrifice him in his birth cut out his own eyes instead upon seeing the evil baby.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is so evil he pumped up his fans about the Boll fight, only to let them down by not punching out any of Boll's teeth.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is so evil he agreed to the fight so that he may appear in a Uwe Boll movie, a chance to inflict pain upon movie-going masses.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is so evil at age 6 he molested his strange uncle who never had a girlfriend....and never will.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is so evil his Cheerios are square.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is so evil he touches himself everytime that soldier's throat is slit.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is so evil he created a time anomaly, that he could disguise himself as a jew and bully little Shicklegrueber.
OH GOD OZMA THE WHALE I MUST WORSHIP YOU HALLELUJAH!!!!! I LUV UR CULT!
every single person who joins the SA forums is a goon, there is nothing special you have to do to become one.
You got banned. Get the fuck over it, you bitter sack of crap.
Lowtax is my god and goddess, i look at his picture while i touch myself and my baby brother. Then i draw a pentagram of blood from my dog (RIP skyppy) and sing the diablo summoning chants.
Shit man, you really need a hug. How in the flaming dunes of Nevada can a person actually take anything that comes from SA seriously?
Go fight something that is actually dangerous like the Ku Klux Klan or the republican party or christianity or something. Or fuckwads who let complete morons have weblogs.
A++++ WILL READ AGAIN
I don't read Something Awful for the hilarious satire. I go to be a part of his lordship Keyenka's master plan for world domination.
I don't even bother reading the SA forums, but I get the distinct impression that Whale is just some guy who is pissed about being banned.
oh hey, someone was masturbating during sociology class today
Objective, intelligent, witty.
Who cares about that?
I crave for stupidity, disrespect and racism in denial (sucky-sucky asian girlfriend? wow, how's that not racist? It's not even intended as a joke, like what you can find on a humor website for example, it's a direct insult!)
Me. Want. More.
Dear crazy person:
tl;dr
Sincerely,
The internet
How dare you post a picture of the Jonestown Massacre. Over 900 died that day. The People's temple members drank cyanide laced flavor-aid and died. Many were children under 16, those who would not drink (or were babies) were injected with it or shot while running into the jungle.
That in no way compares to the SA "goons" and "Lowtax." For next time buddy, do not show pictures of massacres to illuminate your rant (which is what it is) against a webmaster. It is over the top and in poor taste for a person who apparently wants to be taken seriously.
The same people that find it funny to attack other "online communities" (ie: furries, juggalos, w/e else is cool) seem to think it is rediculous that someone else mocks their group. This if find hilarious.
Whats worse.....the internet "cultist" who runs a humour website, or the moron that has to make it his life to shout insults at the "cultist" from a dark corner of the internet in one of 250,000,000 blogs that nobody cares about. Only gaining attention by targeting someone with alot of people behind them.
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Hey buddy hooray for your 15! You've been offically linked by a website that gets thousands of hits a day. I am clapping for you as you take pot shots at a group of people just because they have a title. Next time try the JEWS or BLACKS.
as for your post tl;dr
Congratulations! You made it on the frontpage!
Now please tell us, what DID you get banned for?
You know, the only reason he's posting these things is so that we can attack him. He thrives on the belief that the forum members are a cult, when if you use the definition for which he provided, any form of get together and fandom is considered a cult. "Great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work"? let's make that a bit more vague.
Also, nice bit of generalization, take the few bad apples and apply it to everyone with your statements.
Your obsession with the "evils of something awful" is dangerous and you need help. You'll never snap out of it unless you force yourself out. Why do crazy people throughout history deny the fact that they're crazy? Because they do not see the perspective of the real world
Seriously, don't you have anything better to do than rant about some guy on the internet?
THE INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
I think someone's bitter about losing some money.. and also maybe completely fucking insane.
STOP THE CONSPIRACY. I WANT MY TEN DOLLARS BACK GODDAMNIT.
obsess much?
"Any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific."
OMG he does mention AIDS a lot, he's obviously a cultist leader. in fact, I'll bet he has a peace plan for palestine and israel, and biblically that makes him the ANTICHRIST. RUN FOR YOUR HOMES, SHUT OFF THE COMPUTERS, CANCEL YOUR INTERNET SERVICE, RICHARD "ANTICHRIST" KYANKA IS INFECTING OUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!11111
I really hope you see the idiocy of your paranoia. And I really like pie.
-Ian
Please undo what lowtax have done!
Question: Was that a Nazi reference up there in the letter?
'cause that just means you ultimately lost.
Oh, and without proof, Lowtax could sue you for libel if he really wanted to, so I throw my voice in to the "Show evidence or get off the soapbox" group.
Because seriously, your ranting sucks. It's full of hypocritical statements and unsourced "facts". It's almost as if this is, in fact, a joke! Haha, how crazy would that be?
...Now please tell us, what DID you get banned for?
Ahaha this is some funny shit. If you SERIOUSLY think that this humor website is a cult then you really need some professional help. Or just fucking cry about it.
Huh, so this is how it stands?
Well, I'll have to agree with the previous post that this site has definitely convinced me to join the SA forums, thanks Whale!
Please feel free to support SomethingAwful as a humor site by continuing to keep your RATSAC up and running!
LINKS TO FAT GIRLFRIEND PLEASE
This whole situation actually serves as great entertainment for SA fans, forum "goons" and even random people from the internet. Just sitting here reading your the absolute stupidity of your rants and failed attempts at humour is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
-Ian
I AM ON DA INTARNET!!1!
BUTSECKS?!
Don't you have anything better to do than insult SA? Shouldn't you, say, be complaining about ACTUAL FUCKING CULTS that kill people?
Lowtax for President.
You almost make it seem like you have a legit argument. The accusations of him being a pedo dont help though. (Evidence?) Your racist language doesn't exactly raise you up either. Then you put up a picture of Jonestown.
You started a free blog to have a hissy fit because you lost $10? You're now using that blog to slander one person whom you've never met in real life. Well I'd say you just WON at the Internet. Keep up the good work shithead.
Sounds like somebody wants Lowtax to give him a reacharound. You might want to pick your panties out of your ass and realize how many columns you've written about him before you label anyone as part of a cult.
I thinks its time for these idiots to grow some testicles, get a girlfriend (or probably a boy friend in their case), move out of your parents basement and realize that you are just giving SA fans more stuff to laugh at, make fun of and send threatening e-mails to. By the way I'm a SA fan.
Also SA is a humor site, think what your cause is for. You are trying to put down a site that makes fun of hobos, nerds and just everything else. This is the most useless thing since... well... ever. Use your time for something useful, like I don't know getting a life.
tl;dr
SA is racist, hu, even though it usualy makes fun of racisum. More that can be said about your films (including remarks against chinese and muslims) shmuck-man.
Being a good boxer means, you (german boxer bad director) are a good boxer. You should stick to boxing because you can beat up most critics but you can't make movie for crap. Being able to beat up random strangers doesen't inherently enable you to be able to write a good script (or a halfway decent one, or one at all).
Not to say that people can't have multiple talents, but if you don't have it, you just don't have it. by comparsion you make Shaq is look like a exelent actor and rapper.
But I guess you can keep doing what you do making horiable movies about halfway decent video games. By comparsion everthing else looks better.
gooncratulations on getting more than three comments for a change
i wish i could be bothered to read this, I BET IT'S GREAT!!
Are you for real? What the fuck is wrong with you, anyway?
LOL! sOemtihngfawul is raelly eivl adn shuodl eb sotpped!
Child abuse allegations? My my, welcome to the wonderful world of libel and slander!
I AM PROCLAIMING MY LOVE FOR LOWTAX OKAY GUYS
So, I was told there might be porn here. Where is it? Anybody willing to link?
ALL HAIL LOWTAX AND DO WHAT HE SAYS
Who the fuck is Ian?
-Jones
Really, guy, get a life. The overlong, poorly written screed/rant is just, well, not even funny. It's just too dumb to be funny.
SA is a humor site. The guy who runs it writes better and has a better sense of humor than you do.
Get over your jealousy, and grow the fuck up. Or at least learn to write better, more coherent diatribes so that people can read them and get better laughs.
Oh, and when you graduate from junior high, remember to take remedial English and creative writing again, it's obvious you failed them the last time.
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You really need to consult a specialist in accomodating diverse learning styles to apply target specific instruction and behavioural replacement therapy.
Ozmathewhale, honestly. Come on.
This is either a joke or some scary ass psycho girlfriend, shit. (Even if ozmathewhale is a man).
I mean the next logical step is to tell everyone that Lowtax tried to corner you in the Boy's room (but then, what were you doing in the boy's room, eh.)
Obviously you want an anti-Lowtax cult. That is your ultimate goal, to have your own squad of goons to out goon the SA goons. It's such a Fox News maneuver.
This would be a pretty funny joke... I hope it is?
Though I disagree with your blog as a whole, I don't really see why people (Read: Goons) are bothering to pay so much attention to it if it's wrong, or giving it comments. Aren't goons discouraged from Raids of any sort anyway?
Also, I find it very funny that you use the name of one of the SAForum Admins for your screen name. Makes me a bit suspicious, but whatever.
This blog isn't me.
Way to use the Hitler arguement! It shows you're not above childish flaming.
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!
This is a sad waste of time. I'm not a SA forums user; I only read the frontpage of SA after seeing the story on CNN. HOWEVER-
I still think you're a fucking moron.
So much for your theory.
I'm a little confused. On your front page it says "We."
As in "We are raging against SA's something or other."
Who's the "we", exactly? I don't see anybody but you here. Or anybody supporting anything you've said in any of your past articles still left on the front page. I think it's kind of ironic that you get so much viewership now, after being linked on the SA front page. Honestly, there isn't anything that could have been better for you. You never would have gotten anybody to see the thing anyway.
But seriously. The "holier than thou" stuff's gotta go. I can't believe that somebody would spend so much time trying to bring somebody else down. How much time do you spend a day thinking about Lowtax and SA? I can guarantee he doesn't think about you. Nor does anybody else except for the few moments we spend on this stupid blog leaving a message that your shield of anger will easily allow you to ignore. I won't be checking up on your self-righteous response to this latest message. It's pointless.
I rather fail to see the reason for this page's existance when you say that the goons are beyond help. "This site's not for you", says you. "You're too far gone." Who are you talking to, then? Just spinning your wheels, hoping to make somebodies day all the worse? Do you have some sort of need to hurt these people if you're not trying to help them? *shrug* Whatever. You have a nice night. You want my advice? Just close down this site, stop believing your the one person in the world privy to secret truths beyond the spheres of human comprehension, allow police to handle the pedophile, and perhaps, I don't know, get a family of your own.
And then you could make a blog about how awful they are.
-Jim
Jesus fucking Christ, it's a humor site, not a fucking cult.
OZMATHEWHALE IS A FAGGOT
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
Please, PLEASE give some hard evidence of Lowtax's evil doings, Uwe Boll's obviously (to you anyway) superior directing skills, and your own sanity.
The moment you do that, people will start to believe you. Until then... well, you're still entertaining.
This is brilliant satire. I couldn't stop laughing. Please keep the humour coming.
I have been deleting all names referenced in guesses. There have been about three names guessed so far but they have all been wrong. All names will continue to be erased except the names of the SA staff made publicly available on the front page or forums of SA.
How is SA a cult, cult involves religion, religion involves faith. We just love the guy, thats all. Are you asking if I'm gay for Lowtax? Then yes I am gay for Lowtax.
This is probably the best thing I've ever read about SA that wasn't SA itself. I love the lack of proof all around, the random accusations and how absolutely nothing makes sense in the least. Well played. *thumbs up*
If you want to see a cult go down to the whitest town in Tennessee or Alabama with a black friend, oh wait you don't have any friends, anyways. Walk with him or her down the middle of the street yelling how great black people are. Then you'll see a cult.
My name is Roger.
And you sir are a faggot.
Where is the porn by the way. I could use some new child porn, I'm getting tired pf my old stuff.
I must thank you for giving me something to put useless comments on for the next couple weeks. I know it may take a while, but lets try to reach a thousand comments as soon as possible.
you're dumb for putting this much time into a stupid gimmick and many of ^^ you guys vv are dumb for believing this is sincere
i just reread that, and tbh me putting people down for putting time into gimmicks is a little hypocritical!!! But the catch is this one is stupid, you see
blowtax is an unfunny dumbass, but SA isnt a cult.
All I want is the porn. Seriously. Give me the porn. Pretty please?
Want some whale porn? I got som Child Whale porn.
I AM FATBABY ITS IN MY EMAIL
60 comments in 5 hours is bus fair. is that really all the hits you got? you musn't be as thought provoking as you assumed. i waded through your laundry list of complaints and came to the conclusion you're a douche bag (which is really disgusting if you take the time to think about it). what breed of jackass publicly insinuates someone is sexually abusing their own child? granted, lowtax and his goons come up with some pretty stupid shit, but i can't recall a single something awful story/post/parody that reaches to the depths of your entire blog.
I POST PARANOID SHIT ON EVIL AVATAR AND HIDE BEHIND MY INTERNET ANONYMITY
I AM FATBABY
*heaps attention on you*
Im really more of a /b/tard and I only visit SA every once and a while but all this talk of murder-rape-hatecrimes, piracy, and baby eating is making me want to go get a forum account.
Tell the guys at the blood altar to save a robe for me!
you couldn't be any more wrong, Lowtax only rapes DEAD babies.. and aborted fetuses. at least get your facts straight.
maybe we should all start posting as "John Smith" or something equally anonymous, a la the scientologist he believes us to be
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