Now presenting internet cult leader Lowtax
You lacked acceptance your entire life which turned you to the dark sides of the internets. You plowed through trashy girlfriends, dropped out of college, sold your soul to e-commerce while all the while maintaining your addiction to pirated music, movies and pornography. Do you still use newsbin to collect beastiality and underage pornography? Have you victimized your own daughter when your wife was not around? Yes... it is true, Richard was always a newsgroup junkie and found a lot of enjoyment in the wonderful undernet world that newsgroups always were.
Now Richard enjoys his status as a cult leader and he acts oblivious to the fact that he is one. He will quickly lash out against anyone that inconveniences his life or quote steals end quote the very content posted on a public domain that he uses in his front page updates. Yet when his own life is inconvenienced, he unleashes his goon squads out to attack anyone simply by mentioning the fact he does not like the specific website, profile, person or company. He lives to harass people while hiding behind as much of a curtain as the internet allows while believing that there will never be any sort of reprimand.
Something Awful has brought such great things to the internet. Countless people humiliated who never once did anything to deserve it. Cliff Yablonski one of Richard's numerous personalities often posted various pictures stolen (that is the word right Richard?) from people's photo albums and then used to embarrass or humiliate them to a mass of people. The Awful link of the Day continues to this day even though Richard is fully aware that his community of schitzophrenic sociopaths spam the targets email address, chat names and guest books. Some even call and harass the people behind the site. Something Awful also created the largest community of brainwashed sheeple on the internet. A forum that rejects you unless you have a credit card and then even rejects you once you sign up for a variety of mystery rules. You suddenly have status as part of an insider type club when you become a goon. You "get it" and others simply do not. You are special, you have friends who will have your back if you need body armor in a war or need to use the services of e-detectives to find a girl that you want to rape. All at the cost of $10 can you join the ranks of the brainwashed social outcasts that the Something Awful Forums brings you.
Movies, Music, Pornography, Files. Keep banning those people for files! It's ok, RabidLeper or any of the other admins will usually track you down and give you an updated URL to the file sites. They aren't associated though just like DPPH, NMP3s and BTB never existed. Richard Lowtax Kyanka never made money off piracy forums. Someone else must have made them because Richard Kyanka never noticed that they were hosted since he spent all his time in GBS and FYAD. Shucks, how can you expect an uneducated college dropout to pay attention to little file forums especially when they're drawing in the majority of the new members for over two years? Richard Kyanka is like a rapist who suddenly decides to stop raping people except Richard still offers a safe haven for rapists he befriended as long as they keep making him money. Once you stop doing a crime, you are immediately IN THE CLEAR and no longer have anything to worry about. This is often proven by child molesters who are fingered (lol) by their victims later. As long as you don't molest kids anymore no harm done!
Lowtax, Ozma, BBQ, Wilkins, IceQueen, Radium, FistGrrl and all of the other flake admins will fight to the end to protect their leader much like North Korean communists protecting Kim Jong Il. They do not make money to do so, they only thrive off their believe that they are close to and important to the taxmaster. Sadly it will most likely end in tragedy and Lowtax and his tight ring of supporters are no where near eachother in the real world. One day Lowtax is going to make someone break which will end in his own demise and perhaps his own families. How many people outside of his own cult though would believe anything but that the warning signs were there when Lowtax continued harassing people?
Whether Lowtax ends up in a coffin or a jail cell or dead from a stress induced heart attack, his fate will most likely be unpleasant. His community will most likely continue to thrive much like Scientologists have continued to exist after the loss of Mr.Hubbard himself. Something Awful however will always be a dangerous cult. A place to find the correct ammunition for murder. A place to call people niggers and jews before going out to kill niggers and jews. A place to link up to download music and movies and games and pornography. Finally, a place to find acceptance when the rest of the world calls you insane. Nothing society says matters anymore once you are accepted as a goon.
This is the beginning.